"Hey, you shouldn’t eat that. It’s not good for you."
this is the best thing since sliced bread I’m not kidding
a list of emotions i feel frequently
- fall out boy
- 4 am
- lying face down on the floor
- no shirt
REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.
my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack
I did it in the first try.
OH MY GOD.
MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT. I COULDN’T BREATHE.
But the lack of notes truly worries me
My mouse accidently slid off of the button and I was like, “dkfsafsa”
BAM. Not a muggle.
I knew my letter got lost!!
replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time
my dad just got a goat
to anyone who messages me:
this is easily the most accurate post i have ever seen
THE COLOR LOOKS SO RIGHT
i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches
Those r my mums initials…,
say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded
I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store.
I think about this all the time