Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOW MANNN
COME ON LETS GO AND PLAAYY
Sing a love duet with me
can i say something crazy
I love crazy
all my life has been a series of doors in my face
and then suddenly i bump into you
But with you
I can find my own place
love is an open dooooor
until i slam it in ur face and try to murder u and ur sister
This needs more notes.
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
I tried to scroll past it. I honestly tried
Well, you failed and now we all know it and we’re silently judging you. Maybe you should sort that out
President Luigi, accompanied by Vice President Mario, stand proudly in front of the United States Capitol after successfully conquering the american government and (former) President Obama himself. 22-04-2014.
Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armor yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you.”
John Scalzi gets it.
"Nip that crap in the bud, gentlemen. You can do it."
Please reblog 50 million times, then print out and hand it to every guy you know.
John Scalzi. My hero.
Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…
Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office
looks like he already has his own corner office
I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on